Funny Love Quotes

I love you with all my butt, i would say heart but my butt is bigger

I LOVE you more then a fat kid loves his cake

Baby my love for you aint just a spark its DYNAMITE!!!!!!!

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia

If love was a crime, then I’m guilty baby so cuff me up.

I will eat of my head just to fall in love with you

Love is like a grape, it may have a tough skin but it is full of delicious juices

Love is like a crisp salad it’s much better drizzled with dressing

Losing you is like being hit in the head with a rolling pin. It hurts